The Long Journey

From a poster seen in an Italian office:

In Heaven…

• the mechanics are German
• the chefs are French
• the police are British
• the lovers are Italian
• and everything is organized by the Swiss.

In Hell…

• the mechanics are French
• the police are German
• the chefs are British
• the lovers are Swiss
• and everything is organized by the Italians.

Found at the excellent What Europeans Think of Each Other article at Daily Candor.